MITCHELL: I cannot believe you laughed.
CAMERON: I am sorry. You know I have two weaknesses. Children cursing and old people rapping.modern family | little bo bleep (3.13)
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Mitchell: I am Losing my mind. As much as I love Lily, which is, you know, more than life itself, I am not cut out to be a stay-at-home dad. No. But it’s Cameron’s turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I stay at home, and plot the death of Dora The Explorer. I’d like to fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into candy-cane river.
Cameron: I am in a really dark space. Being away from Lily is literally torture, and I can’t pressure Mitchell, but I really, really, really want him to get a job, so I can go back to be a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife!
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